Some Estonian Riddles...

So, I'm going to do something I haven't done before: I'm going to post some stuff in Estonian (my native language). I apologize in advance for these little riddles as most of you won't probably understand them. They are simple and a bit sarcastic and some are plainly mean. It's this thing I sometimes do. I write riddles about people around me. I even wrote one about myself, I'm going to try to translate it. They will be posted in a chronological order, I'm a neat freak.

1. Mõista, mõista, kes ma olen: 

Seelik lühike kui pluus,

pats mul pikem kui Niilus.

Ego suurem kui Hiinamüür,

aju sama kui lestakala.

2. Mõista, mõista, kes ma olen:

Rumalaid küsimusi tulistan valangus,

miski pole suurem alandus.

Lemmik on karvatu taks,

mis lollim kui mistahes laps.

3. Mõista, mõista, kes see on:

Saapavaramu vööni tal,

pole leebe nagu lambatall!

Vihast punetav on kaunis nägu

Hahaa! hääl kaigub kui kägu.

4. Mõista, mõista, kes ma olen:

On mul särav lilla juus,

olen äge, üsna tuus.

Sõidan ratsa, selleks Pipi,

naer on parajalt nummi!

5. Mõista, mõista, kes ma olen:

Laisk ja lohakas mu keskmine nimi,

riietusest selge, ma pole tibi.

Rumalat huumorit kasutan tihti,

inglise keelde tõlgin ta viuhti!

Translation for the last one: Guess who I am:

Lazy and sloppy are my middle names,

look at my clothes, I'm no babe

Stupid humor is in constant use,

translate into English, shaboom!

That would be the rough translation. I tried to make it poetic as in Estonian they are almost in rhymes. I guess that's pretty much all I have to share with you. Will continue with my domesticated and boring life. 

See you soon, Regina (aka R.E.X alias Responsibility Excluded (by) Xanax!) x)